coming soon: Good Neighbor Minka

Peter steps outside his house when he spots a woman with super-mega-giant knockers taking boxes out of a car and bringing them into the house next door. He recognizes Minka immediately. The odds of Minka moving in next door are equal to the odds of being hit by a lightning bolt. He runs over, losing his mind but seizing the moment.

Minka is about to get more boxes when she hears Peter knocking on the door. Tripping out, he stammers that he's a huge fan and asks if she needs any help moving in. Kidding him, Minka asks him if he means help with the boxes or with "these," putting her hands on her tits. She tells him to move the boxes to another room and also tells him to keep his eyes on the boxes, not her chest.

Of course, he looks at her tits while he's carrying the boxes and trips. "Concentrate," Minka admonishes. "Look at the boxes, not this," she says, pointing at her tight tank-top.

With a wicked smile, Minka has fun teasing and taunting him. "Do you want some water? Get some… Read More »